The Frustrated CFO

"I Built This Prison" Memoir Excerpt: "Ozark" Wendy Byrde Negotiates Her Compensation

"I Built This Prison",  Part I - Etiology of Crime, Chapter 3 - Delusions of Entitlement and Misconfusion of Rewards:

"In the episode 1.6 of Netflix’s original ‘Ozark’, desperate for money Wendy Byrde charges at her boss with an attempt of hostile earnings renegotiation (she is a pushy bird that Wendy Byrde, so it goes with the character). She notes that the sales are up 43% compare to the same month the previous year, while the only business change that took place was her hiring. Hence, she deserves a bonus that would correlate her compensation with her value(‼). Specifically, 50% of the income increase. They haggle and at the end the boss agrees to the bonus that together with Wendy’s salary amounts to one-third of the additional profits.

Fiction, of course. But, if the employers were actually inclined to evaluate and compensate their employees based on their tangible contribution into their businesses, the negotiations like that would be a common place. And maybe they are… somewhere. But I’ve never really witnessed anything like that. Well, something of the kind - once, fifteen years ago. But that was it.  

Of course, these are not exactly “negotiations” either. Wendy gives her boss an ultimatum because she has an upper hand - there is no comparable supply of labor in that God forsaken bumblefuck locale. There is like literally no one to do the same job – not on a half-ass, or quarter-ass, or even one-hundredth of an ass level. And so, her boss is not rewarding her for her contribution, he yields under the pressure of unfavorable market conditions.

An unimaginable situation for NYC (and I’m sure the same goes for all industrial centers), no matter what your field of expertise is! Here, an employer – even the one that is afraid out of his mind to lose you – deep inside knows that if you walk, he can find at least Somebody to fill the void. You, on the other hand, may drown in the competition searching for another place."

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Quote of the Week: The Crux of the Matter Behind "I Built This Prison" Memoir

G.K. Chesterton - English Author & Christian Apologist

Preface:

It must be disclosed that I don't really find G.K. Chesterton's Father Brown Stories all that great. (Why is it that I so frequently write about things, people, and situations I truly dislike? I wonder what a trained psychiatrist would say about it?) As far as the mystery writing goes, I find them... unnatural, too artificially constructed, almost illogical... For everyone, of course, but the author and his deducing reverend. But naturally, they don't count, because they are cheats, holding all the cards and the red herrings up their sleeves.

Moreover, I consider G.K. Chesterton a racist, which makes him absolutely unacceptable to me as an individual. Some of his descriptions and the choices of words simply appalled me back when I read him.

(If you feel tempted to verify yourselves that my accusations can actually be substantiated, read God of Gongs. That's why I'm sharing the link to The Complete Father Brown Stories below. [And no, I'm not an Amazon Associate - it's purely for your convenience.])

It is hard for me to imagine that any truly unprejudiced and open-minded thinker would be using such language, regardless of his/her native historical period and commonly accepted jargon of the correspondent time. And no, he is not just putting those offensive words into his characters' mouths for the sake of the conversational authenticity. He uses them as his own narrative descriptives. It's despicable and utterly inexcusable as far as I'm concerned.

But! One can find a grain of wisdom even in a truckload of manure. And this one goes straight to the heart of the main conflict suffered daily specifically by the American workers in employment of the entrepreneurial business owners - the same antagonism that cemented the foundation of my own madness ("I Built This Prison"):

"[He] made himself big by his own considerable abilities: and there's no doubt that many of those on whom he has shown his abilities would like to show theirs on him with a shotgun. [He] might easily get dropped by some man he'd never even heard of; some labourer he'd locked out, or the clerk in a business he'd busted... In this country the relations of employers and employed are considerably strained." 

G.K. Chesterton, The Wisdom of Father Brown, The Mistake of the Machine